![]() But kickass battleships and the might of the American Navy blowing up CGI aliens is good.īut the point of Battleship is not to read into its politics (or lack thereof), nor is it to really, truly, get invested in the character arcs or weirdly selective fealty to the board game. Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Fortunate Son,” arguably the most famous American anti-war protest song, blares during the closing credits in a truly sublime bit of cognitive dissonance. In the final act, Kitsch gets a bunch of old, old World War II veterans (played by actual veterans, which is sweet but also a little perverse when you think about the premise of this movie compared to the stakes of the actual second World War) to take the decommissioned battleship USS Missouri out to sea to defeat the aliens. Kitsch opens the film getting int trouble while drunk and attempting to get a burrito, and then after a time-skip to the movie’s present-day setting, he’s a naval lieutenant who is still trying to get with the admiral’s daughter. The characters are the charismatic stock characters you’d want from a movie like this, simultaneously too dumb and too smart at the same time. No, they’re actually these giant pegs that are plopping into destroyers to take ‘em out. The shells are shaped like the pegs from the board game, because when you think about the defining traits of the Battleship game, it’s the pegs themselves right? They’re not meant to be stand-ins or markers on a map at naval HQ. More jarringly, the weapons the aliens use to sink ships are these giant shells that fly through the air and land in ships, devastating them. boats - knock out communication and tracking devices, the heroes create a grid and use that to narrow down where their enemies might be… just like in the game! Because the aliens - who are quite elusive despite being inside the same contained force field expanse of ocean as the U.S. The aliens aren’t totally generic, because the distinct qualities they do have are so painstakingly reverse-engineered from aspects of Battleship that you would think they are secondary to the core premise (battleships fighting other battleships, which again is not actually a part of this movie). No, this movie features some fairly generic aliens in a big ship who land in the Pacific and set up a force field, trapping several ships inside and rendering their communications useless and a lot of their high-tech weaponry ineffective. Yes, perhaps in an attempt to echo the success of another Hasbro-owned movie IP, Transformers, the Battleship movie doesn’t feature two fleets of battleships, destroyers, and cruisers fighting one another. However, rather than fight each other, like in the board game, our plucky heroes - Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgård, and Rihanna - are fighting aliens. Navy is participating in RIMPAC (the Rim of the Pacific Exercise) an annual international warfare exercise. Set in the present day, the action takes place largely in Hawaii, where the U.S. To be fair to Battleship, it does feature the most important thing you would want from a movie called Battleship: battleships. RELATED: Did Marvel's first 'Avengers' movie sink Peter Berg's 'Battleship' at the 2012 domestic box office? ![]() It is streaming on Peacock right now, and it is perfect. Because the geniuses behind the 2012 Battleship movie - and I call them geniuses unironically with admiration - instead zagged hard when every rational person would have zigged and created the most contrived and dumbest movie ever made out of what should’ve been a straightforward adaptation. Maybe it would be a quasi-historical war drama. You would think, if one were to make a movie out of Battleship, it would probably be fairly similar to the basic premise of the board game: two naval fleets duking it out. If you sink all your opponent's ships, you win. You take turns trying to attack your opponent, attempting to guess and surmise where on the ocean grid their ships are hiding. ![]() ![]() You and an opponent take on the roles of two rival naval admirals in what appears to be roughly World War II-era combat. Have you ever played Battleship? It’s a classic board game.
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